How Do High-Revenue, Direct Response Businesses Find Copywriters that Create Revenue 2X, 3X, and Even 50X Their Salary?

Konrad Holden, an ex-plumber turned direct response copywriter, creates real results for real businesses.

If your company thrives on direct response copy, you are always in need of writers that can…

→ create big, money-making ideas for your marketing campaigns…
→ bang out high-converting sales copy faster than you can say “conversion rate”…
→ and become a team player that offers valuable insights and creates real results.

Hi, my name is Konrad Holden…and this sales page will show you how I can do all these things and more for Delta Defense.

Now, you may be wondering… 

“Why didn’t this guy just send in a resume like I told him to?”

That’s a fair question.

But consider this…

You are looking for a direct-response copywriter…not an expert resume writer. 

And if a potential candidate can’t write a sales page to sell himself…then how on earth…

Can you expect him to sell anything for YOU?

So, here’s the deal.

This sales page should only take about 7 minutes of your time (about the time it takes to look through a resume).

If at the end of 7 minutes you decide that I’m full of it and I can’t be of any help to you…feel free to say no and move on to the next candidate.

But if anything in this sales letter leaves you wanting to know more, I encourage you to reach out.

Does that sound fair?

If so, here’s how I got the copywriting chops that can help your business:

“Do I want to be crawling around in septic tanks for the rest of my life?”

Just three years ago, I was decked out in a white, semi-watertight protective suit standing in the septic tank of the biggest mansion I had ever seen. 

I was a down-and-dirty plumber doing the work that needed to be done for my family. Making ends meet. Putting my nose to the grindstone. 

It was honest work for honest money, and I learned a ton of stuff about real everyday people.

But one day, I asked myself a simple question: “Do I want to be crawling around in septic tanks for the rest of my life?”

I realized if I wanted to make a different life for my family, I would have to find a way to create real value for real businesses.

That’s when I discovered direct response copywriting.

I dove in head first and started learning at the feet of masters like Claude Hopkins, John Caples, Dan Kennedy, Ken McCarthy, Gary Halbert, Bob Bly, Robert Collier, and Russell Brunson.

I devoured podcasts, books, seminars, and anything else I could get my hands on.

Then one day it occurred to me that all this studying wasn’t amounting to much. Getting a job would be tough.

How could I get a marketing job with NO college degree at the time, NO  “official” marketing experience whatsoever, and NO references to vouch for me?

So I did what any great direct marketer would do.

I wrote a simple sales letter…printed it out…and hand-delivered it to a company I wanted to work for.

Long story short, that letter had a 100% conversion rate and I got hired.

In fact, that boss, who had been coached on her copy directly by Dan Kennedy, later told me that “once I read your letter, I knew I wanted to hire this guy.”

But it wasn’t just a fluke!

Now that I had the job, my skills were about to be put to the test. 

Was this success just a fluke? Or could I really deliver more leads, more revenue, and more profits to real, everyday businesses?

As it turns out, I could.

I wrote copy for my agency’s clients and my own freelance clients that created REAL results for REAL businesses, including…

→ One short direct mail piece that produced $17,257.13 of revenue from a $674.37 investment. An ROI of 2459%. And those are only the numbers for one of the 25 clients it was mailed for. Most of our clients reported similar results.

→ One simple landing page produced 7 leads from organic traffic only. That might not sound like much, but for this hyper-niched theological school, those 7 leads filled their sales pipeline.

→ 20+ Facebook ad campaigns that increased landing page traffic by nearly 50% for all our clients across the US and Canada. 

→ 1 sales email that brought in $15,000 to one client in less than a week. I wrote similar emails on the fly for all our clients whenever they were slow. These emails got people to pick up the phones again and again.

→ And countless other emails, social media ads, direct mail pieces, landing pages, and sales pages that drove REAL results for REAL companies like yours.

Here’s the bottom line…

At my agency alone, my copywriting has supported multiple businesses generating over $25 million in collective revenue. 

“It might take this guy some time to get up to speed on our industry…”

Au contraire!

I carry a concealed weapon everyday and I fit directly into Delta Defense’s target market. 

In fact, I have interacted with some of Delta Defense’s sales pages, lead magnets, and online content as a consumer.

Certainly, I do not claim to know everything about your business and I look forward to learning from everyone at your company.

But I do understand that normal, everyday people own and carry weapons to protect the people dearest to them. That’s why I do it myself. I understand that feeling.

But the problem is that many people have no plan for what happens after a self-defense encounter. And while everyone can try to prepare, having a team on your side when something happens can be the difference between jail time and freedom.

“So why are you looking for a new job?”

Quite frankly, I am looking to get out of the agency world. I want to focus all my energy on increasing the bottom line of one specific business.

I want to get in the trenches of your business, optimize your conversion rates, and craft copy that gets prospects to buy your products and services.

Now here’s the thing, you are not the only one looking at a landing page like this.

Multiple other business owners, marketing managers, and copy chiefs have access to pages like this one because I am actively looking for a place to apply myself and create more bottom line revenue for a company.

If we are a good fit, it could be your company that gets all that bottom line revenue.

But once I take a job, I will be off the market and this sales page will be taken down. 

So, if you are interested in learning more, please reach out to me immediately at the email or phone number below.


Phone: 417-213-0307